Having sex in the parking lot at an assembly. Yes this really did happen and no it wasn't me ya jerks. Also two pioneer sisters supporting themselves at night by being prostitutes. Now that is funny. LOL Panther I'm sure picking your nose during the meeting would be bad too. I always felt like doing that. I just fidgeted alot instead... Panther
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What Are "Sins" That Are Unique To A Jehovah's Witness???
by minimus inhere's one to start the ball rolling.
if you are not feeling well, have a headache, a backache, whatever but you would go to work but didn't go to a meeting or in "field service"---then you "sinned" against jehovah.....any others?
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In the toilet
by kaykay_mp injust felt that i really needed to share this with you guys; tell me.
whether or not this is funny.... .
just a few minutes ago i was taking a bathroom break at my school and.
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Tim Horton
Oh my Gosh, that's so bad, but so freakin hilarious. LOL Panther
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ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
by Mystery inone flaw in women
an angel appeared and said, "why are you spending so much time on this one?
and the lord answered, "have you seen my spec sheet on her?
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Tim Horton
AHHHH that is so sweet! Panther I don't think they were describing a JW woman though.
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I'm going to try to go... Confucious' Farewell...
by Confucious ini'm going to try it for the sake of myself.
from this day onward.
i'm going to try and stay away from anything jw related.
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Tim Horton
Hey bud,
I'll really miss you too. I have a feeling you'll be back though. We're just all too addicting. Kind of like chocolate of ice cream. You go on a diet but you always cheat. Just remember JW is what we were. Not what we are. What are we now? We're just your good friends with an interesting past and life to share. So don't miss out. Take a little time away and then come back and enjoy your friends again. You have way too much info and experience to teach and share with others. Like me!!!!! Thanks my friend. Love Chrissie (((((HUGS)))))) -
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What a coincidence
by bagpuss inon wednesday evening,3 hours after posting on this board for the first time,completely out of the blue i received a phone call from the person i studied with.bearing in mind that it's 16 months since i last went to a meeting i thought it was quite a coincidence.......or is it?
has the bagpuss been rumbled?
bad,bad cat!
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Tim Horton
The Jw's are banging on my door almost every day now. I just think it's annoying. I keep praying to Jehovah to make them go away. I think it's a quirky coincidence. Please pay no notice. We need you on our side. Panther
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Jgnat needs our love and support.
by kls ini am grieving tonight, can't stop crying.
my wonderful, strong, capable, practical myrna, my stepmom and all mom to me, has malignant cancer that can't be operated on.
if you are able, send your best prayers and best wishes her way.
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Tim Horton
Oh no!! I'm so sorry. I wish I could be there for you in person. Typing this just doesn't feel like enough. My thoughts and prayers are with you as well. I'm so sad now. love Chrissie
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What makes you special?
by kls ineveryone has something inside that gives them a special quality (everybody ) so what would you say is yours?
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please don't be negative because you do have something special .
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Tim Horton
Neverthere: Don't say that about yourself!!!!! You look very special to me! hugs Chris
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What makes you special?
by kls ineveryone has something inside that gives them a special quality (everybody ) so what would you say is yours?
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please don't be negative because you do have something special .
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Tim Horton
I thought I was special in the fact that I'm the sickest female puppy in the World!!!!!!! The problem is that you all have proved me wrong. A few of you take the cake walk over me. Mac, Was that car in your dream an austin mini or a volkswagen bug. I like the austin mini. Red in color. But hey it's your dream guy. Maybe its a hearse(spelling?) dead man's mobile anyway. you get the just. I'm trying to picture this dream now, thanks alot eh. so fill me in on the ride. Panther
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Careers in the Organisation?
by eyeslice incareers in the organization?
how often have you heard young ones encouraged to make the truth their career?
but what careers?
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Tim Horton
Is there such a thing? I don't think that the org. knows the meaning of the word actually! panther
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Murders Still
by Sam Beli in.
those murders at the wts still will not give up; they continue to spin half-truths and bits of information.
see this current article at their web site (on the evil internet): http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2003/12/8/article_01.htm.
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Tim Horton
Very good point! Scully. I've often mentioned to my husband that it doesn't make sense how soon people get baptized. Whether being raised in the truth or not. Especially being raised in the truth though, because you're young and unable to really truly think for yourself. Usually your parents try to have you baptized before your 19. Really though, you're just learning about life, virginal thinking, really. Definately not ready for that kind of a commitment to the truth or anything. I don't know how this brilliant man could give up such a career. Not too brilliant at all, really. It's very sad. When he's 80 and looking back on his life I wonder what he will be thinking. Probably he will be very depressed and sad like the other JW's in the Org. It's a vicious circle really! Panther